By Max Gross, 5 November 2025

I was going to write a long, furious review of the late Dick Cheney’s venal, blood-soaked career but I didn’t get past the convulsive vomiting stage, especially after the calcified Dem dregs praised this evil creep.

Now excuse me while I fetch a mop to clean the floor and then head out to the nearest bar to recalibrate my moral compass..

Goodnight, Vienna!